I've never understood Planet of the Apes..
Now Planet of the Dolphins I'd watch
"Squeeeeek! Eeeek! Eeeeek!"
"Sqeeeek? Eeeek! *bite, nod, jump*"
"SQEEEK!"

That'd be savage.
( Hugo Rune, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:52, archived)