Quick and crap


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( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Buy My T-Shirts (see profile), Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)

jksdi giwfg iwefg ksjbcs uf more like.
he's sitting on the keyboard.
( pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)

Clever
arse

;)
( matsimpsk, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)

big arse more like.
/girl

but thanks ;)
( pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)

Heh...
I meant the cat, but whatever... :)
( matsimpsk, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

ah hahahaha!
Feck. I really am a girl. Bringing my arse into everything when it's not invited.
( pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

arse!
wooooo!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

you can get
cat-blocking software.

100% of FACT!
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)

if it worked on the garden
I'd buy it. Blummin things.
( pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

my lawn
has improved 100% since the cat's gone. Not really even recompense though :(
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

The wildlife has perked up in our garden
since our cat-owning neighbours left.
Lots of thrushes etc. means less snails too, according to my mum, so fewer killed off plants - yay!
(kryptik, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)

A cheaper alternative.
Is to wait in the bushes and leap out at them when they settle down to have a crap.
Scares the shit out of them!
( Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

how would that
help?
( kitty meow meow, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)

literally?
cos that wouldn't really help.
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)

My best tactic is creeping up on them and chucking
a glass of water over them. Scares em to death. Never seen things move so fast.

/evil
( pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)

you should try shooting them with bb guns
works a treat
(even more evil)
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)

to be honest...
we keep the bb gun upstairs and can never get it quick enough. Not that we would try, mind.
( pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)

Hosepipe.
That is all.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)

oooh
do you think this might work in trying to stop my cat from sleeping on my kitchen worksurfaces?
cos hitting him isn't helping at all
( evil pixie, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)

That cat looks
quite skinny.
(starterfor10, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)