This is very, very poor

Kittens would have more access to large novelty lollipops.
I'm sorry, it's quick and dirty, and I couldn't think of anything.

From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 539 entries (closed)

( useful_idiot, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 21:32, archived)

how happy he is
and how desperately I want that lollipop
( notshitashi OMOH, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)

You just want a lollipop
covered in pussy juices.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)

!
i read that!
( notshitashi OMOH, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 21:39, archived)

Yes.
That was the idea.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)

Ummmmmmmmmm

( Duncan Disorderly, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)

It's been done, I know

You have to admit, the kitten has taste
( useful_idiot, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 22:09, archived)

I worry myself

I don't quite know where this came from, but I'd imagine even cats would have to have such a popular cult figure.
( useful_idiot, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)