Weapons of Mouse Destruction


From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 539 entries (closed)

( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

Die!!!!!!
you cheese eating surrender mouses.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

V Good
indeed.

/BJD
(Fellmeister, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

arf!

( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

Har!
Top woo for top piccy...

Good afternoon Ms Viper. Shall we do small small talk first, or just get straight down to talking about norks?
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

And who says
romance is dead?
(Fellmeister, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

romance? pah!
norks are fine with me, and my norks are fine themselves : )
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

and let's be honest
discussing your norks could never be considered "small talk"
( JustHere, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

And fine things to be obsessed with, norks...
I met a woman with implants over the weekend. Her norks were... weird. She lay down on the lawn, and they stayed the same shape, even in a fairly relaxed bikini. And when she walked, they didn't bobble properly...
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

like
whatsername in Police Academy
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

Yes indeed,
or that hilarious shot of Jordan meeting and greeting when she was in the last Election and her tits seemed to be made of concrete...
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

mine
could never be accused of that level of firmness....
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

Which is not a bad thing.
She has to sleep in her bra, apparently, so as not to put undue stretchage on nork skin......
( pxyzyzygy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)

hahaha....

( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

brilliant i wonder what wooyay is this?

(doktored, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

Well done
beerrrilliant - woo yay to you there sah
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

Hah.
We bollocksed that one up good and proper!
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)

did
anyone take a screenshot for posterity?
(doktored, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

you
are
ace.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

"Ach, die, joo 'orrible 'orrible mice"
Well done
(The Convenient Monk, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 7:16, archived)