poor.

( Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)

Made me smile though
Woo!
( Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

Exactly what kind of
Reverend are you, anyway?
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

he's the Right Reverend Reverend Wright.
/kytv
( martian, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

You're never stuck...
...with KY Telly!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

I loved that show
#ky-tv, ky-tv, KY-TV#
(prehensile, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

The kind of reverend
who'll kick your arse if you don't stop asking stupid questions...
( Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

ahh
pentacostal
( lady_delirium, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

no, it's just the way my trousers hang

( Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

alaska
( lady_delirium, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:12, archived)

because the paracetamol

( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

shit in her cunt

( Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

and the other one says
"Can you smell fish?"
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

at which point
the goat popped out and the vicar said 'So that's where he gets it from!'
( Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

Jamaica

(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

woo!
punchline chevron!
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

in Dorset?

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

Not so fast, Count!

( Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)

I spent
about a minute trying to see if it was a monologue joke. then I realised how stupid I was
( Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

hahaha!
I love that!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:07, archived)

yes
I've found using kays does indeed make you poor...
( JustHere, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

Not at all!
Rich in hummus!

Yay!
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

Nicely done
I'd say. And I'm never wrong.
( dutchbird, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

First a woo! to your picture.
Secondly, I would just like to say Kays (infact the entire Argos group of companies) are complete bastards!

Don't buy anything from them. I haven't yet they still cause me strife.
( jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:11, archived)

In case you are wondering
The argos group includes:

Argos
Argos Additions
Bargaincrazy
Kays
Great Universal
Choice
Abound
Homebase
Marshall Ward
McCord
Innovations
Home Free
Wehkamp
Halens
Style Plus


Bastards the lot of them.
( jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

Homebase?
I thought Sainsburys owned them? When was that sold?
( Dr Drink, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

sometime ago now I think.
To be honest, I'm only really annoyed at the mailorder side of things, so homebase and argos itself are probably okay to shop at.

But only if strictly neccessary.
( jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

I get all of my Jooowellree
from Argos.

I'm sooooo pretty :)
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)

Elizabeth Duke
ROCKS
( dutchbird, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

It rocks socks
I go there for all of my gold coloured tin needs... signet rings, crosses, those scary clown things with moving limbs...

I LOV IT
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:20, archived)

I have 487 gold hoops
in each of the 7,932 holes in each of my ears.
This comprises a total of approximately half a carat of real gold.
( dutchbird, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

you flashy cow
I have 10 rings on each finger so that I can't actually flex my fingers or lift my hands under the weight of all the zinc
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

not to worry
the top-quality metals will shortly cause your fingers to rot and drop off, allowing for a much greater ease of movement.
( dutchbird, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

don't bother me non
I live on disability and child benefits, milking the gullible state for everything I can get out of it... I'm hoping to bankrupt the country and force a revolution which will result in a culture where I and people like me may be able to make a worthwhile contribution rather than being treated like drones or worthless cattle... but I'm a dreamer.
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)

ROFL!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

do you wear
a sovereign ring on each finger and a tracksuit, even though you never go to the gym?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:18, archived)

he hee!

( Danblez, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

The rings spell my name
and I tend to sport a fetching two stipe track suit en-sem-ble... and burberry house check cap
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

tehe!
how many mucky faced sprogs do you drag to the dole office?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)

657687
and I don't drag them, I let them run amuck...

little bastards (litterally)

/social stereotypes
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)

Well,
I hope they all have different dads
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)

they were all brought into the world
through a rampant orgy of immaculate conception. Each on is a little miracle of virgin birth...


not really - I'm a slag - but keep it under your hat!
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)

Twats like that should be shot.

( Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)

I live in Liverpool.
It's all true.
( charliedontsurf, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

groan and woo
hahaha... made me smile :)
( HumanDescent Dhansak Rome, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

woot
that's larverly.


What page have you book marked?

page 74?
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

the underwear page.
obviously
( Reverend Dan, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:17, archived)

clever
I've never thought of that...



until now...
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)

woo!
that is humourously hummusy
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)