Human Deeley


Tacky Time, people
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)

yes,
of course i would.
( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)

as would I
in vaguely related news, I was in the pub last night with a few mates, and one fella I didn't know so well was talking about his Saturday night out. More specifically, he was talking about the practice of getting your mate to chat up a fairly plain girl so that you can chat up her more attractive mate.

This bloke called it "throwing yourself on the grenade" and I found that really funny.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)

More than likely though
that plain lass is the better of the 2. More intellectual, more friendly and better all round.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

probably tries harder
and all.
( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

not to mention
greatful
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

well of course
my last 3 girlfriends will back that up
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

hehe
well, you've had gf's at least.

I'm kind of like a Jon from BB, only sexier.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

i've met one of your exes
and she's stunning. remember?
( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

I don't have an ex
in the traditional sense mate.

EDIT : And how can I forget ??

:)
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

er, ok.
in that case i've misunderstood just about every e-mail you've ever sent me. except for the one about penis enlargement.
( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

There is no right or wrong way
to look upon that scenario. It is more complicated than a complicated thing.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)

erm
ok.

/carefully backs out of conversation.
( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)

im kind of like sloth off the goonies.
HEYYYYYYYYYY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

Cchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunkkkkkk
!
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

A
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me likey
(Divvy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

"taking one for the team"
i can see how it would apply; but we usually use it for taking turns to talk to the boring person at a party so they don't infect the rest of the gathering.
( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

can't you just
lock them in the basement?
( rogan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)

that's where he has to talk to them.

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

i can't think why they locked me in the basement
presumably so the boring people don't suspect anything.
( martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)

there's a species of fish
which hangs around uglier fish so that it appears more attractive.

i saw that on the really wild show about 12 years ago and it's stuck with me ever since...
( Reverend Dan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

Like
Limpfish and grinfish hanging around Spacefish ?
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

hmm i'll have to try that next time out with a mate.
wait, first i need to get a mate...
( Or is it?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

phwoar
/repost
( rogan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)

nice pussy
err... pussy.
( evilmango, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

a far
superior version
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

all i can say is
"mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
( Or is it?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)

Ever since I was seven
I would've.
/imagines eight years of doing her
( Whillow, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)