All the German i ever learnt i got from war comics
by thankful he's not called Professor von Achtungschnell.

Well that's all my german exhausted
( sp3ktor yes, he of the-onion-bag.com fame, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 9:46, archived)

pffft

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)

is that raus achtung-shcnell
or his cousins voru, zevariz and overtomi
(Symball, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)

I'm sure you could get Kartoffel in there somewhere
if you really tried
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 17 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)