humour is not what is used to be
this is supposed to be funny. I do not find it even remotley amusing. Am I mad? Have I lost my sense of humour? Or am I right in saying that web humour has gone downhill... ?
(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:12, archived)

you're right
that's just sad. and half-assed.
(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:17, archived)

It's like that one jokewallpaper.com
It's all american political bollocks that no-one laughs at. I agree - it's not amusing.
( bantam, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:20, archived)

Aha!
I see whats happened. They've forgotten to put a joke in there!

Never mind. At least B3ta is here to prop up the overall levels of web-based humour.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:22, archived)

You what??
have you read the fish thread??
(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:32, archived)

Well, yes,
halibut thats an exception.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:35, archived)

What's wrong with the fish thread ?
We could always start a WOOD one....
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:36, archived)

that's a good idea.
just one more and then we'd have tree threads of bad puns.
( AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:38, archived)

It's good
that we're all barking up the same tree....
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)

I'm mean,
it's good to branch out sometimes...
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:39, archived)

Ahh... I see what you're up to
I've finally twigged.
( AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

This makes me
pine for the good old days...
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)

Well,
as long as it doesn't go on too long, I could get sick 'o more...
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)

b3ta
something fir everyone.
(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:42, archived)

Can't we just
leave that idea alone?
( CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)

knot on your life
your barking up the wrong tree
(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:43, archived)

Sorry Carlos,
we giving you the needle ?
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:44, archived)

This is
a bit of A CORNy thread.
(twelveways, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:50, archived)

Yeah...
Should we stop it now, orchard we carry on?
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:01, archived)

I think that
since we've Larched onto this, we should stop beeching about the quality of the joak and make the most of this budding humour ;)
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:12, archived)

Hmmm...
Oakay.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:14, archived)

Actually
the jokes arent that bad, its just that the delivery is a little wooden...
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:16, archived)

sometimes
I find it hard to beleaf
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:33, archived)

it's too late
forest to stop now.
(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:48, archived)

I wonder if
we should try and stem the flow...I seed plenty of these now ;)
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:52, archived)

This thread
just seems to lumber on and on. If you ask me it's a bit SAPpy.
(thellama73, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:59, archived)

There's only one way
we can sort this out.

We need to get to the root
of the problem, and then
weed it out !
( Removed, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 13:10, archived)

I don't know
I WOODn't mind if we kept it growing
(thellama73, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 16:24, archived)

We should bough to the inevitable
But maple it'll stop eventually?
(wallacet, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 16:51, archived)

.
it just might spruce up this place a bit. who's at the elm of this ship anyway?
(que, Fri 11 Jan 2002, 9:37, archived)

But we're b3tans...
we never ignore a chance to think up ACORNy joke :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:47, archived)

b3tans?
Interesting word. How would that be pronounced? Like "beatans"?
( AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:59, archived)

Well...
yeah. If "B3ta" rhymes with "Peter", "B3tans" rhymes with "Marmalade". Oh.. no.. I mean "Petans". Anyway, I think thats a good name for the members of this forum, is it not?
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)

Certainly.
I think it's a good name. I don't think there's ever been another moniker.
( AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:11, archived)

What about
Moniker Lewinsky?
( witchy :: Best before:, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:37, archived)

Hmm...
Someone should moniker this thread before it gets too silly...
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:39, archived)

If 2 cars made a stereo car,
What would one car be?

/me escapes
( witchy :: Best before:, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:41, archived)

you dont have to worry
about her anymore

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 11:54, archived)

I didnt know
she was a tortoise!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:01, archived)

neither did she
or him

(Lazarus, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:04, archived)

what about him?
or her?

(que, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 12:46, archived)

hey!
it's got Osama Bin Laden in it. That's so original and funny. No, really.
( AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 10:22, archived)

I know!
And that Bert character is so amusing, especially when juxtaposed in a whacky, zany way with American political figures! Honest!
(wallacet, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 17:27, archived)