are you the
compo monitor this week?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

no.
i'm milk monitor.
( martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

I think you'd make a great
traffic warden ;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

thank you.
or fuck off, depending on what that means.
( martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)