Goodbye, Mr. Bond! Stay tuned for Neighbours.

(nepenthe, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

oh yes
that is proper good.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

Blimey,
Andy Crane's gone downhill a bit, hasn't he?
( Tedious, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

atcherly
Andy Crane is now a "behind the scenes" bod and v. rich.

/boring fact.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

tell us facts
about cats!
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

Okay
1. Kittens are mammals.

2. Kittens are cute and fluffy ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the kitten is to flip out and take over the planet, having lulled us all into a false sense of security.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllllllll
MEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

etc.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

wow
when does a kitten become a cat?
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

any more
im intreaged
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

I think
that's enough for now. I don't want to confuse y'all with too much at once.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

booooo
we demand 1000001 things we didnt know about kittens
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

and you shall have them.
You just have to be patient for the other 999998 of them.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)

3 a day
!
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

very well then.
3 a day it shall be.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

make sure i am here with my notepad before proceding

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

ah now I can't guarantee that.
You'll have to be vigilant.

Goodnight all!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)

goodnight

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)

I saw him on one of those shopping channels.
Selling things he was.

(Evening all).
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

I expect
he misses the thrill of presenting.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

it's because
he hasn't got yon plasticky hair thingy.
( Jadeviper shakin' up the calamine, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

changed
skin color too!!!
( Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

psst
you're thinking of Andi Peters.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

That was Andi Peters
you twummockmangler.
( Tedious, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

you're thinking of andi peters.
andi peters - andy crane
( martian, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

will
you be thinking of Andi Peters? He's another ex broom cupboard presnter who went on to do pretty well for himself.
( barnesy, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

he's
a producer for c4 ain't he
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

executive editor
of t4.
( martian, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

ah
right, still love the clip of him kissing the plasma screen

d'oh stupid man
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)

Executive Producer
for T4 IIRC

You can sometimes hear him when the crew on T4 shout/laugh at the presenters.

He also does the odd presenting job (interviewed britney once) and can sometimes be seen as part of the judging pannel for selecting ppl for reality TV shows (I saw him on one of them ones where they leave a group on a desert island)
(Fonz, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

he wasn't a judge
so much as executive producer of that show, for T4 of course - Shipwrecked. He's very rich and powerful as far as Chanel 4 kids broadcasting goes.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)

must have been the cbbc old boys network

( Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)

yeah but
my worry is what they're going to do with that lizo guy on newsround I just cant see him doing a Juliet Morris or a Krishnan Guru Murphy and move into the mainstrem, he's just too hyperactive.
(Fonz, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

ahh
if you seen one andy you seen em all tho....
( Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

andy
pandy
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

andy
the eagle
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

woo!

( martian, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

hurrah
there's something useful about Bond baddies in this compo :D
( Jadeviper shakin' up the calamine, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

hahaha - excellent:)
i saw andy crane presenting on one of the satelite channel the other day - sky travel i think it was
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

haha!
woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

Ohhhhh is bond
wilson?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

woo yay
for the broom cupboard!

But where's Edd?
(Fonz, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)