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[challenge entry] Alans New Helper

(TheRustyFlipFlop, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)
# down you go........
.............
...............
.................one way!
(I helped save b3ta! robh has written a book (see profile), Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tedious, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Fred West
appears to have a massive heeeeeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yeah, he always did.
one of the things that made him so creepy, imo.
(I helped save b3ta! martian, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# That
and the fact that he butchered twenty people.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# A friend of mine at school was a young conservative type
and he'd gone round the Wests street canvassing with someone (before they were caught). He wasn't the one that did their house which he was actually a little annoyed about.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I know someone
who hitch-hiked and got a lift from him. He asked her to come back to his house where his wife and mirrored ceiling were waiting for them.
(I helped save b3ta! dutchbird, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# A young conservative?
I'm annoyed that he didn't visit Mr West too.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Well what made him creepy for me
was the act of slaughtering children and burying them under his patio, but then thats just me...
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Is he related to Peter Reid?
no, hang on, he's got a Monkeys Heeeeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Ooooh, no!
It's just so he can bury more bodies!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Arf!



she "mings mercilessly"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)
# fucking have one of these

(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Now, THAT'S how you piss your talent up a wall.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# indeed...
it is....
well brain cells are their to be killed I guess?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I thought most of his
inspiration came from the bottle anyway, so it was a fair trade off
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# the bottle
the needle, the little white line, the blotting paper, childhood, mental illness.. to name a few inspirations!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:58, archived)
# sorry for the TJ
LOOK! No-Hands kitten's got a brother:
Check-tjing
(I helped save b3ta! edovan http://www.edovan.net, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# aw
soooo sweeeeeet...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# blimey - ain't that the truth
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# That's a bloody big spider
chasing him, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedious, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# rarr
I'm a spider.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Blimeh.
Must be good to type with eight legs, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedious, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# yes
you are a spider

that's right

*frantically beckons the nurse*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# oooooooh
I like him, he's cute
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# is that a shotgun behind him?
I think he's about to pump it and go ballistic
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# if I wasn't glorying in hummuslessness
I'd make that... but not until after I'd done the podracing bernie clifton I thought of earlier that I'm currently not doing.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# sounds good
did you see Bernie on that documentary thing last year produced by Louis Theroux but not using him to follow the ppl around?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)
# no
wasn't in the country...

you've seen Sparky's FPed set ostrich? that's what gave me the idea - as it's FPed, I think I'll leave it to him to make.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)
# best TJ ever
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)
# aaargh
I can't see it. 404. Curses!

edit! Argh! Only taken me 1 and half years!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# well done!
you gonna be at the birthday bash? you seemed like a fun girl to be around at the easter one... :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)
# argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will, but I will be attempting to behave myself!

edit:I am arghing way too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:14, archived)
# TJ: If anyone sees Matazone can you say that I saw someone wearing one of his spicy brain t-shirts?
It was a woman in a pub in camden. I asked her about it. Well, I got my g/f to ask her anyway. She's a big fan and so is everybody in her office.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:49, archived)
# What spicy
brain t-shirt?
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
# the ones he sells on his site
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Any chance of
a link?
(Fellmeister, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# type Matazone into google
'cause that's what I'd have to do to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Maybe
matazone.co.uk
(kryptik, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I bought my g/f one of his
Little Goth Girl t-shirts t'other day. She loves it. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:00, archived)
# This one
woo clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)
# i didn't know we could get
b3ta party pics on T-Shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# sure
www.cafeshops.com/b3tapartypicsstuff
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)
# deceitful Fnord
getting my hopes up
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)
# that's the one
bought here. Oi! Matazone! Where's my 20%?
www.matazone.co.uk/tshirts.htm
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:56, archived)
# what are these
"site" things i hear so much about?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket farted., Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Haha
is that Michael Essany ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Hotdog, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Via Dieppe?
Fuck me I'm giggly this afternoon.
10/10
(matti, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)
# try
here
(snitchell, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 14:52, archived)
# LMFAO
That's just plain sick
(matti, Tue 24 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)