I spent a weekend in wales without a bottle opener, opening bottles with my teeth.
it hurt like utter fucking buggery, but i needed the beer so badly! then i discovered they were twist tops.....
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)

oof
that's got to hurt.
( atomic mingus, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)

hahahaha.
i've done the same once.
but not anymore. since moving to germany you discover ways of opening beer bottles you would never think of before.
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)

bizzaro.....
how many other ways can there be? I know the one where you put the edge of the cap up against a wall, and then hit it. that works well.
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)

there's a good one
with a lighter






funnily enough, that i learned in germany, forgot about, then relearned off a guy with a german girlfriend...
( Reverend Dan, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)

i usually open them with a lighter and my thumb.
but there's a book somewhere which lists 77 different ways to open a bottle
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)

impressive.
i shall have to look into that...
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

.
www.brettstern.com/
(kryptik, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

thats the
1
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)

I tend
to use another bottle. Very like the lighter one, but I tend to have another bottle of beer closer to me than a lighter! Or of course, I often use a bottle opener...
( barnesy, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)

i've used my mobile phone on many an occasion
i have huge chunks of plastic pissing from the bottomf of it now.

/edit: of course i meant to type missing but i'm far too stoned.
( evilmango, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

Do they not have.....
....bottle openers in Wales yet?

They should really get with the times, man.
(Just Some Guy from Hull, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)

you didnt
have a gas lighter with you?

what did you burn all the ladies tents down with then?
( lady_delirium, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)

ooh...
However painful that was...


It still made me chuckle thinking about it.
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)

yeah.
the dentist was pissin his sides as he replaced all my teeth....
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)