I always have a bottle opener with me...
...it's a keyring used for my car keys - which is ironic in it's own little way.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)

hehehe i see it
i actually had a copper ask me why i had a bottle opener on my keys once

there was no way of saying that 'it performs the function of its namesake' without getting nicked
( lady_delirium, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

Ha ha ha...
...I think part of Police training must be to ask questions that can only be inswered in an incredibly sarcastic manner.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)

definitely
i got arrested for holding a puppet of the globe once... conspiracy to cause criminal damage apparently

poor police officers carting me off got so badly ridiculed taking me to the paddy wagon they eventually let me go
twunts
( lady_delirium, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)

A friend of mine...
...got done for 'breach of the peace' by threatening a bouncer with a gun. It was a brightly coloured toy gun.

He was in the 'court round up' in the local paper and was quoted as saying, "I was drunk... it was stupid"

Still makes me laugh.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)

class!
( lady_delirium, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)