Prolly done by now....



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( routine and Pantene, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

rocks of..
crack???
( Ambiguous, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

even more effective for weight-loss I believe

( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

actually i've had a lot of trouble with rocks,
i overheard someone talking about bleeding blood from a stone, naturally, as a vampire, i wanted to try it out for myself..

3 years later, no luck yet...
(Sylkis Green, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

Has that....
thing, got a moustache?
( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

yes and side burns

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Probably.
It's unlikely to be a dirty sanchez.

*edit - I mean, how the fuck would you reach 'round it?
( routine and Pantene, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

Unless it was an auto-sanchez.
To make people think she was getting some.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

Whats
a Dirty Sanchez, apart from a TV programme?

Awww lookit the innocence :p
( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

When someone sticks their finger up your arse
and smears the shit across your top lip. I think they're supposed to be indulging in some rear action at the time.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)

it's the hight of rommance
in some circles
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

I don't know whether to larf
or *boik*

Of course- there are far worse things....
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

looky
here
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

A delightful sexual habit,
whereby the guy at the back sticks his finger up his partner's ringpiece and then wipes a 'shit-moustache', if you like, across the victim's top lip.
( routine and Pantene, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

the word you were looking for wasn't victim it was
Beneficiary
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)

Oh yeah!
Dammit! No wonder I always get fingered at Scrabble.
( routine and Pantene, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)

Goodness.
Interesting rules you have round your way.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)

that would require someone to be involved in sexual practices
with her, which sounds unlikely.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)