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(cheeseballs, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)

neeeedles
eyes

/cringes
( stevierar, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)

ditto

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

When I first got my contact lenses
I spent ages trying to take one out. Then I realised it had fallen out about half an hour previously and I'd just spend the intervening time pulling at my eyeball. How I laughed as the blood trickled down my face.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

the story
made me chuckle
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)

I made up the bit about the blood.
It fucking hurt though. Now my eyes are like leathery old bollocks.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)

AAAARGGHHH!!
*FULL BODDY SPASMS!!!*Y80YW8 ipsot za9xgopifV8#o vzd1b jlvwf
(Canazza, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)

That looks like
the sort of spam I've been getting lately.
( mofaha, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)

mines is a kind of
light mottled pink, with gellatine
( mullet dwarf slayer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

Doesn't that get the email
all slimy and yuck?
( mofaha, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

it does, but
that's the way i like it ; )
( mullet dwarf slayer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

Yeah
What is it with that? It starts off telling you to get a bigger penis, then it goes all cthulhu fhtagn.
( amygdala, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)

wimf.

( PMGT Bosh, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)

that is fucking sick you bastard,
i hope you rot in hell.
( bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)

Yeah
I liked it too.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)

ah, nostalgia's not what it used to be...

( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)

That
is super cool! Yey!
(afrayed, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)