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[challenge entry] I decided to mix the two
International Inject Fags in Your Eye Day

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(cheeseballs, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# neeeedles
eyes

/cringes
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# When I first got my contact lenses
I spent ages trying to take one out. Then I realised it had fallen out about half an hour previously and I'd just spend the intervening time pulling at my eyeball. How I laughed as the blood trickled down my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# the story
made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I made up the bit about the blood.
It fucking hurt though. Now my eyes are like leathery old bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:45, archived)
# AAAARGGHHH!!
*FULL BODDY SPASMS!!!*Y80YW8 ipsot za9xgopifV8#o vzd1b jlvwf
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# That looks like
the sort of spam I've been getting lately.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# mines is a kind of
light mottled pink, with gellatine
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Doesn't that get the email
all slimy and yuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# it does, but
that's the way i like it ; )
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Yeah
What is it with that? It starts off telling you to get a bigger penis, then it goes all cthulhu fhtagn.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# wimf.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that is fucking sick you bastard,
i hope you rot in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah
I liked it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:35, archived)
# ah, nostalgia's not what it used to be...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:37, archived)
# That
is super cool! Yey!
(afrayed, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)