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[challenge entry] roy loved his pipe

'if you wanna be a champion smoker, then dedication is what you'll need..'

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Roy Castle...
...salt of the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)
# oooooooh
nasteh. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:36, archived)
# poor man
smokers killed him
/self-righteousness of an ex-smoker
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:37, archived)
# nonsense!
playing a trumpet and tap dancing non-stop for 48 hours was the end of him
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# ooooh!
I never considered that!
*strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# nah
he just needed more dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:38, archived)
# arf
/snigger
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Ooo.
My grandma taught him geography.
He was shit, apparently.
(tomsk, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:39, archived)
# i don't understand
how people can be shit at geography.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I was.
*defiant*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
#
how?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:42, archived)
# it was when it started being about people
rather than ice-ages. I couldn't have cared less.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)
# that's true,
but it goes back to rocks and stuff after the people.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I have a
short attention spa... oh look, a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:46, archived)
# its simeple
Green=Land
Blue=Sea
anythhing else is just wanking
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)
# because
all geography teachers are utter twunts.
...um, apart from tomsk's grandma
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:43, archived)
# hmmmmmm, my school has a top quality geography department though.
that said, one of the teachers has been a bit shit this year, but he got made head of the department and he can't cope with it all, and you have to feel sorry for him.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:44, archived)
# we had 3
geography teachers

mr richardson : fat northern bastard with comb-over, used to sip a cup of oxo noisily during lessons.

mr shirley : simpering twat that bore an uncanny resemblance to weyland smithers.

mr loman : part of school folklore, allegedly talked to small black box & was prone to throwing chalk and locking himself in cupboards.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 21:47, archived)
# To hell!
To hell, straight to hell I say!
(mentalageofseven, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)