I'm sure this will have been done

But a quick look through the comp entries proved fruitless.
What better reason to smoke can there be than this?


*note - I thoroughly disapprove of smoking. But that isn't going to stop me entering the comp...*

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 490 entries (closed)

( useful_idiot, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

yay for tool!
and yay for nohands!
(faster, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

Yay for username recognition!
Hoorah!! *jumps up and down excitedly*
( useful_idiot, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

nobody has ever recognised my username
but then, it is hopeleslly ambiguous.
(faster, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

blimeh.
today's your 100th day on b3ta!
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)

really?
huzzah!


if i can get up to 1500 posts i can do some kind of crazy double milestone thing going on...
(faster, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

you've got two hours to do that.
not really worth it, i'd have thought.
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)

no.
especially when i'm going out in 10 minutes.

oh well.
(faster, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

hehehe
"look ma, I can smoke with no hands!"

I don't smoke either, and yet I cranked out 6 entries yesterday... it's fun, it's like sanctioned sarcasm : D
( JustHere, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)

i did two.
and i've never smoked in my life!
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

a quick hello
Just to say I`ll hopefully be getting a new PC in around 2 weeks... so you can all look forward so some really badly Potatoslopped crud from me. I know you love it really.
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)

oh.

good.
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

away and shite Martin!
.. or you shall buy all your own pints next weekend!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)

...if i make it...
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)

gay
dar
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)

my flatmate,
when he was in a rut and couldn't find a job, looked into becoming a gigolo. as a result, he was posted lots of porn stuff - lots of it gay. anyway, in one publication he received, there were ads for gaydars. they were a kind of buzzer thing you keep in your back pocket, and they are activated if there's another one in the vicinity. quite clever really!
( freshlegs, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 16:38, archived)