Harry the hippo likes a pipe in the bath


From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 490 entries (closed)

(Tinky winky has an AK47, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:48, archived)

Harry the Hippo
is both wise and manly
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:49, archived)

and sexy
and cool
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)

and smelly
and phlegmy
( kitty meow meow, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)

pah
hthat be his manly ness
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

still
I find it terribly unpleasant to kiss someone who smokes
( kitty meow meow, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)

not that I'm planning
on kissing a hippo
( kitty meow meow, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:53, archived)

good
cos he's all mine!

unless your willing to part with a reasonable fee
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)

hehehehehe
no thanks


between the hippopotamusness and the smokingness, I'm not interested at all :)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:55, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh get you
with your standards of cleanliness and non beatiality
well laaaaa-de-daaa
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)

:P
hehehe
( kitty meow meow, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:57, archived)

hey, you take what you get.
i've been to minnesota...
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:54, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahah!!!
hahahahahahahahaha!!
( kitty meow meow, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:56, archived)

i really hope my sister-in-law
doesn't see that...
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:59, archived)

:)
It's so true though.... :)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 21:00, archived)

and moist
and strong
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:52, archived)

not to mention
attractive and virile.
woo yay for Harry!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)

hazzah!
for hippos
( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)