No hummus

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:10, archived)

i've smoked for years
and i still can't blow rings...
( Reverend Dan, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)

I keep trying, but it just makes me look like a mong..

( EvS, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

I can blow smoke rings
but I've given up smoking, so it's a useless talent
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

I don't smoke...
...but I CAN blow smoke rings.

I'm sure I learned the theory behind it from a children's educational program.

100% FACT
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)

have you ever been to soho?

( martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)

genius

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

Woo!
I like that one! Have one of my lesser-spotted compo entries as a salute:

( JustHere, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

haha!
*snigger*
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)

Wahay!
W/Y/H
be strong.... be strong.. :@ )
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)

i pity the foo'
who doesn't like this - woo!
( Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)

heheheh
nice
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)

Clever stuff.
In volume 2 - how to get the first Gauloise out of the pack, flip cigarettes into your mouth, and strike matches on your fingernails.
None of which I could ever manage.
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)