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[challenge entry] Smoking rocks!

just ask Franco!

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Yowsers!
very nice, but what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)
# part koala,
part owl,
part burkina faso man
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)
# so it's not
an actual smoking rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I made this out of "shakespeare fridge magnet set"


EDIT: wait! this was meant to be a new thread, not a theadjack! Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I have that.
My dad makes rude ones.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)
# blinking flip
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)
# It took me about an hour
to compose that sonnet (in iambic pentameter). Quite a challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
# such varied skills
you can not only juggle balls and clubs, but words too!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Juggling? Did you see this?

blatant repost
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# ooooh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I'm thinking of a newlook
front page to my website...

but not right now.


/bed
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)
# your front page
image thingy doesn't work for me for some reason. Probably my own fault for not using IE.

But yeah, bed is a good plan. G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# wonderful!
how do i save it? ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Right click...
and...

um...
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
# yay!
for Shakespeare fridge magnets! I asked Father Christmas for those, but I never got them :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# psst
Shakespeare isn't real...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)
# yes he is!
I saw a filum with him in only last week!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)
# bah
they used an actor!

it's not like Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, they used the real Father Christmas in that.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Marry, here's grace and a codpiece.
(Lear, III, 2)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)
# That is excellent!
I did this on mine:
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)
# eep!
surely rocks are hard to light though?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)
# you were reading my
mind there....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I hope you haven't
just washed your hair.
*hands witchy a towel*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Ta!
*rubs hair*

*realises it wasn't wet*

It'll take more than a quick rinse to brainwash me!

I think
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I would
if looking at him didnt make me want to vomit my pelvis.

You know, in that good way.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)
# a pelvis
of elvissssissssiuiesss?
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)
# deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# cake?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)
# grapes
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)
# I'll just say no!
but I wouldn't mind a scone
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)
# ahh, it was an old chris morris reference...
on whateverthenameof thatprogwas he did before Jam... the windup thing with a 'new drug called 'cake''. i can't remember who he was talking to now, someone like Clare Raynor and he said' after taking Cake, one child vomited up his own pelvis'. Whoever he was talking to looked quite suprised. and horrified.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Brass Eye
I know - I just prefer scones ;)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)
# oooooh yeah.
It was wasn't it. anyway - I only have some coffee & walnut cake, I bought it along with aload of other junk to try and cheer myself up while i was working. Now i just feel sick.

woo.

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)
# that'd be brass eye
then. Hello miss!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)
# ello you -
haven't seen you for aaaaages. How's it going? You finished yer house yet?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathe*

Heh :) No chance. We've taken another one on now, just for the hell of it. Fantastic place, though since I added 3 more radiators it's developed a leak in the hot water tank..grrr...massive garden though, so woo! The new tenants can't wait to get in....

I can't describe in a few words what we did today so I won't, but double yay with added woo for our kitchen :oD
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)
# ooh blimey - another house?
are you mad? Well, good on ya. The one you're in should be amazing by the time you're done. Do you know the huge empty red Gothic building in front of St Pancras? I went round that this morning and it was fooking amazing. Use to be a hotel and it's just beautiful inside. Really run down but just amazing. I loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Yeah, the St.Pancras hotel....
we'd have loved to have gone round it when it was a proper hotel....can't for the life of me remember which film it was used in...some detective gubbins like Morse or Frost, but amazing decor an' staircases an' that....good to hear it's still the same! It should be preserved.
Yeah, this place will be fab when we're done, but %DEITY% knows when that'll be. Our fault for taking on a 12 room Victorian place stuffed with rot :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# nice
maybe i will take up smoking...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)