Finer endorsement
could not be had. 100% FACT.


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( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)

this compy
is really testing my willpower...
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)

Resist.
You must Reesiiiiiisstt.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)

Just think of the smell.
Or imagine they're exhaling vaporised sperm.


(then think of the smell.)
*wonders if brainwashing is expensive*
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

Hrrrm, vaporised sperm...
what a disturbing thought.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

Aww...
Just remember, you must smell better! ^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)

not to
people who smoke...
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

People who smoke can't smell properly.
So other people will smell better (or worse) to you.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

But they smell
so who wants to hang around them..?
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

As a non-smoker - do you wish to smell nice
to smokers?
*dusts off couch*
Zo! Tell me about your drimms.
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

well, some smokers are nice
and I dream of asparagus...
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

Mit butter?
or zalt?
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

*bursts into tears*
I don't know Doctor, I really don't. It's all my mother's fault... I never had a My Little Pony... my father left when I was young...

*sniff*
( Batsgirl, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)

*thumbs rapidly through textbooks*
Shit! You got me gal! I haven't a clue what's the matter with you.
Have a hug.
*hugs*
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

Here, have some of this

( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

I've never had hummus
and I've been safely quit for a coupla months now - it's just this compy doing my head in...
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

you could always just
boycott b3ta til friday?
( evil pixie, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

no b3ta?
yeah. Like that'd happen.

B3ta - more addictive than cigarettes
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

*gasp!*

Shirley such a thing is unpossible!?
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

Ash, Ern?

Wooo!
( matsimpsk, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)

that is really good smoke
i always have trouble with photoshopping smoke
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)

transparency on the paintbrush
does it for me. 70% plus.
in Corel Photopaint it does, anyway...
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)

I find it helps
to use a big brush too.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

that'll be it then
i only have adobe photoshop
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

Pah!
listen son, you need a Man's software!
shiiiiit! what a bizarrre expression.
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

try the airbrush
on about 50% transparency.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

woo !
evening all, hope everyone is as happy as me :D
( lady_delirium, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

er.....
tricky one. Hello anyway! :@ )
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

:D
( lady_delirium, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

Well, I've spent all day cutting beading for a laminate floor,
involving frequent trips to the chopsaw in the garage, involving getting wet during said trips 'cos it's been pissing down here all afternoon, but apart from that I'm fab :) How's LD? Not been at the sugar I hope.....
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)

no glucose i promise *twitch*
i am deliriously happy thank you

its pissing it down here too, i am soggy :)

cutting laminate sounds like hassle :(
( lady_delirium, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

yay for happiness!
Ackshirley, I'm in a good mood meself. <notes down on calendar>. No, cutting laminate itself is v.easy, it's doing the 45 degree angles for the beading that hides the nasty gap between floor and wall that's the pain in da ass.

Still, tomorrow it'll be finished, so WOO!
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)

lino-tastic!

( lady_delirium, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

bring on the lino
resurgence....it needs to happen (again)....last time it didn't 'take'. I'll shut up now before people start pointing fingers and shouting 'DIY bore!' :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)

I think I'm happy
Yes, I'm fairly sure about that, in fact.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

yay for happy people :D
( lady_delirium, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

I love Eric and Ernie!
Whoupla!
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

Lambert & Butler, Benson & Hedges, Morecambe & Wise...
... if you think about it, it's the logical next step.
( sijones, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

arf.

( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)