this compy
is really testing my willpower...
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)

Resist.
You must Reesiiiiiisstt.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)

Just think of the smell.
Or imagine they're exhaling vaporised sperm.


(then think of the smell.)
*wonders if brainwashing is expensive*
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

Hrrrm, vaporised sperm...
what a disturbing thought.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

Aww...
Just remember, you must smell better! ^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)

not to
people who smoke...
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

People who smoke can't smell properly.
So other people will smell better (or worse) to you.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

But they smell
so who wants to hang around them..?
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

As a non-smoker - do you wish to smell nice
to smokers?
*dusts off couch*
Zo! Tell me about your drimms.
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

well, some smokers are nice
and I dream of asparagus...
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

Mit butter?
or zalt?
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

*bursts into tears*
I don't know Doctor, I really don't. It's all my mother's fault... I never had a My Little Pony... my father left when I was young...

*sniff*
( Batsgirl, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:02, archived)

*thumbs rapidly through textbooks*
Shit! You got me gal! I haven't a clue what's the matter with you.
Have a hug.
*hugs*
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Tue 1 Jul 2003, 0:07, archived)

Here, have some of this

( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

I've never had hummus
and I've been safely quit for a coupla months now - it's just this compy doing my head in...
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

you could always just
boycott b3ta til friday?
( evil pixie, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

no b3ta?
yeah. Like that'd happen.

B3ta - more addictive than cigarettes
( Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

*gasp!*

Shirley such a thing is unpossible!?
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)