It's the habit that keeps on giving!


...an effective population suppressant!!

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 490 entries (closed)

(McLeod, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:25, archived)

mmmm
I have to say, I never saw 'low birthweight' as a bad thing. Surely the lighter it is, the less trouble you'll have.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:27, archived)

My mother never smoked through pregnancy...
...and I was well over nine pounds.

That'll learn her!
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:28, archived)

my mum did smoke
and I was 8lb 8oz. It's just as well she smoked
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:29, archived)

my mum smoked but she never had sex.
ever
( lemonhead, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

rofl!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

the lighter
the baby the less problems for the mother child birth wise but baby may have problems development wise if growth is stunted in the womb
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:29, archived)

I know
I was just messing about :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:31, archived)

ah
sorry
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:32, archived)

it's OK pet :)
you're right to say summat, I could've been a div that actually thought that ;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:36, archived)

:)
My husband is one of those divs :)
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

queue
about 1000000 old bill hicks jokes
( Hugo Rune, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:33, archived)

Pretty much!
It's been a misanthropic kind of day!
(McLeod, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:34, archived)

there's not been that
many new bill hicks jokes has there...
/bad taste
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:35, archived)

ROFL
dead babies arnt funny
but unless your personally related to him
dead bill hicks is still hilarious
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

Bet you
they find some new ones in a vault or something like with Elvis songs or episodes of Doctor Who!
(McLeod, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

My mum smoked while carrying me....
But it's ok, I learned to operate my computer with my foot. (Yes, I only have one)
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

Long
John?
(McLeod, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)