my first paint mash


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( Ambiguous, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)

You mash well
my son.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

thank u
kindly
( Ambiguous, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)

woo
Threadjack is google images broken? the images don't seem to be appearing... :(
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

works for me
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)

I just googled for 'fart'
go see image 6
( Steerable_forehead Bring back Kickstart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)

Nah
Is workin'. 'Fraid it must be you who's broken :(
(nebulous, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)

that is most sad :(
multimedia lycos image displaying isn't working either :(
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

have you turned images off in your browser?
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)

did you see earlier?
try doing an 'i'm feeling lucky' google search for - weapons of mass destruction
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)

yeah - someone emailed it to me

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)

close all IE open pages
then open again, it may just work
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)

i decided to reboot and that's cured it
thanks smanks armitage shanks
(joshwa ultra lurker, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)

altavista
image search is quite good
( Tedmus, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)

oh lord!
How do people get paid for this stuff?
On the front of a birthday card is the following 'joke'

There are some penguins playing football and two dads are talking.
Frame 1 (dad1)- Eric's named his little boy after the England football manager.
Frame 2 (dad2)- You mean he's Sven Goran - Eric's Son?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

is it just me or is that insultingly awful.
Inside there's no further punchline, just a penguin asking a seagul - who are you then?
The bird replies - David Peckem...
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)

I'd like to
round all card makers up, and read them their jokes until their ears bleed.
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)

I didn't know that Ford, General Motors and the others
were big in comedy?

(edit: damn you and your fast self correcting skills)
( Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)

didn't you SEE
the Capri??
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)

Respect the capri
and it will respect you.
( Monkeyboy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)

arf
I do apologise :)
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)

give them paper cuts with the cards too
to help things along!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)

yeah
between their toes
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)

And ground glass under the eyelids.
Or is that too much?
( charliedontsurf, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)

Eriksson MEANS erik's son
for god's sake!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)

My swedish ex-girlfriend got me that
for my birthday. I was not impressed.
( Dr.Dunno, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)