that's very nice
w.y.h.

TJ:They must be shedding tears in Wapping, as this summers missing young girl Paedageddon, has had to be postponed, due to her not being snatched but hiding under a neighbours bed.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 9:56, archived)

saw
that on the news this morning , also saw the neighbours pissing about behind the reporter ,looked like a right bunch of scummers
( Tedmus, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)

Arf
'As you were Sun readers, your time will come'
( sick_boy, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 10:13, archived)

it's not really summer
until a small child has gone missing, and the tabloids are up in arms
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 10:14, archived)

Or a C list celebrity...
has been outed by some cock-jockey/caught with drugs
( sick_boy, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 10:17, archived)