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[challenge entry] flies are prolly very useful ... somehow ...
sod off, fly!
... but they are soooo annoying in summer, when they walk around on our faces looking for sweatperls to eat or summin ... sheesh. go sit on some cow-butts you assholes! and prolly that's just what they did before walking around on her face. arf arf...

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(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Just before you die...
... you see the fly?
(nordicapollo, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# aaaahhhhh!
googly eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# aaaahhhhh!
googly eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
#
www.impsec.org/~jhardin/ez-eyes-of-doom.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# hehehehe
I miss my profile kitty flash thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# what happened to it?
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)
# someone played silly buggers
and cal took scripting facility off profile pages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)
# nice anim...
and welcome to the site :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
you'll never pull up a kitten.

hang on that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Warning!!!!
Flies dislodge eyelashes - Fact!


Oh...Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# nice
green eyes and red hair./... drool melt and sods off back to work...

the little blighters are only trying to help with your makeup



(doktored, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# woo!
buy a Venus fly trap and carry it at all times
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Is that
the X-flies?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# *Finally comes round after excessive slapping...*
"Oy!"
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)
# ha ha x-flies!
vert true even! and mulder is down bellow doing youknowwhat
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# A-haaaaa
that's where that reply was supposed to go!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# thanx mr. dr.
very kind of you to be soooo patronizing
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)
# welcome !
If you hang around with a corpse the flies will stay away from you
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# yeah but ...
... where to get a corpse from when you need one real quick like.. and how do they dislodge eyelashes, darn flies...?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# always
carry a shovel
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:13, archived)
# faeces (?) does the same job
ive got a regular supply if your interested?
(psausage76, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# ha ha x-flies!
true and mulder is down bellow doing youknowwhat
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# see
where it says "reply" next to the date on somebodys post?
You need to click on that to reply to a thread so that you address the right person , otherwise you'll end up looking lke a babbling lunatic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# maybe i am
a babbeling lunatic ... uhhh
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# oh
yes.......I didn't figure that into the equation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)
# yeah
you never know who walks in off the streets, right?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)
# they
usually all end up here.......
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# well shure
on the frontpage it says: only babbleing lunatics may enter here!
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# cheerz!
...
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Why exactly
has your eyeliner fallen down your face?
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:13, archived)
# that's not falling off "my" face
that's a very hip electro-pop facon of throwin on make-up
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:22, archived)