last night I shaved 2 seconds off my record

for climbing through a tennis racquet without ripping out my nipple piercing
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( LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)

ahh
but can you climb through a cricket bat?
( Lumpbucket farted., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

or a wombat

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

I can climb through an acrobat

( dutchbird, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

They kicked me out
of Bristol Zoo for trying that
( LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

they ban you for life
if you even so much as bring a harpoon...
( martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

They
apparently took exception to my use of cookeen as lubricant and said that if I had been using butter it wouldn't have been a problem
( LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

yay
for bristol zoo.

you pervert.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

i've seen a horse fly

( martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

I ate a tiger once.
no...wait a minute...
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)

: )

( magoo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:10, archived)

hehehe
i would.
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

it's been a while
since you last said that
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

somebody
generally says it for him
( Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

woo for you!!
yay!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

If that was me
It would have to be a tennis racket over
four miles wide
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)

same here
i'm skinny enough but my arms are too long.

/ape
( evilmango, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)

You loon!

( Tedious, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

Why would you do this
to yourself?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

because
people let me
If you're really unlucky I may try to beat my record on the renegade stage at Crawley this year...
( LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

I shall
look forward to it.

*ungrips teeth*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

That bothers me..
Woo! Yay!
( EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

This is not
normal.
( Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)

and spending hours
photoshopping pictures of kittens into amusing situations is?
( LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

is there a
record for doing it AND ripping out the nipple ring? =D
( tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)

If there is
It's not one I especially wish to break. It cost me bloody £25 to have that done, I can't afford to re-do it.
( LP, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)