he's telescopic.
he no longer has to be annoyed that he can't climb stairs.
Now he can shoot you through your upstairs window.
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Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:45,
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no
seagulls come down low and steal my sandwiches
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lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 21:46,
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