I remember someone wrote a haiku about Tina the Lodger
featuring the word "mons". It was very good.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 12:53, archived)

It would be fun
and interesting to watch them fight.
Furry little critters
( F5 F5 F5 Don't listen to him. It's the beer talking., Fri 11 Jul 2003, 12:54, archived)