what about Metronomes?
they're evil too.
the metrognomes are anyway
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)

oh metrognomes
that will have to be my challange later
( weekendsession, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)

do a b3ta search or even a google search
it's been done by kamikazee killmouse, along with a poem and a drum and bass song of the poem
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)

That gives me flashbacks...
...to evil piano lessons as a kid. Tick-tock-tock-tock-tick-tock-tock-tock!

"Stay in time! Stay in time!"

"I'm trying miss! I'm trying!"

*shudder*
(parm, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)