It's not A-1, it's Michael Jackson!
Oh, how I laughed.
( Flippu!, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)

oh nurse!
soothe my sides!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:32, archived)

You don't get jokes like that anymore on TV.
Not now Jim Davidson's dead.
( Flippu!, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:34, archived)

oh don`t get
my hopes up like that!
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:35, archived)

he is?
when do the street parties start?
(Ruffgeezer, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:35, archived)

it would explain the fireworks

( spacefish un, dix, un dix onze cent!, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:36, archived)

fuck me!
really or are you just teasing us?
(carlossthejackass, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:36, archived)

is
he?
( rogue, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:36, archived)

please tell
me that's 100% FACT
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:36, archived)

as dead as
a nasty live thing with no humour of his own.

(feckin long term jimmy jones cast off)
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:38, archived)

Oh my GOD
What have I started? Someone 'shop a picture of his death and post it, before someone notices I'm lying!
( Flippu!, Sat 19 Jul 2003, 23:38, archived)

Bah. I thought
the world might be a better place there, briefly :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 20 Jul 2003, 0:10, archived)