Surprise!

( fuzzbucket, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:06, archived)

i thought that egg tasted a bit sharp.

( abaddon, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:08, archived)

your coat sir?

( Or is it?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:08, archived)

think i'll go back to lurking
like the the lurkin gherkin
who's been sherkin
while he's working
and he's smirking
cos he's a ferkin gherkin
( abaddon, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:14, archived)

going home
fucking lousy job
( Mond, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)

Wait for it
coming back out...
( fuzzbucket, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:14, archived)

flip
I missed that one!

fan-Ted-Rogers-tastic!
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:33, archived)

Blimey.
I'll stop sticking those things up my arse.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)

Liking that!

(HeatherMillsWoodenLeg, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:10, archived)

!
No wonder my mouth is bleeding profusly and i am gonna die! *dies*
( Killerkitti Limb by limb and tooth by tooth, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:11, archived)

see
you should have had the crunchy frog instead of the spring suprise!
( JustHere, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:13, archived)

.
prolly true! wait am i dead? do thay have B3TA
in heaven?
( Killerkitti Limb by limb and tooth by tooth, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:17, archived)

B3ta IS heaven
that's why we keep telling people they're going to hell - it's the only alternative*

*may not be true
( JustHere, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:18, archived)

OH!
never thought o that but its heaven alright!
( Killerkitti Limb by limb and tooth by tooth, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:20, archived)

I'm off to
a different sort of heaven - the boozer! Night folks!
( fuzzbucket, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

:)
night'
( Killerkitti Limb by limb and tooth by tooth, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:24, archived)

That makes me think of the Monty Python Whizzo Chocolates sketch
Crunchy frog anyone?
( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:25, archived)

*YARRR*
knifes are cool!
( Kaiser, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 21:39, archived)