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Kaiser, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

good god.

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stouffer, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

eggse

or sheepse i guess
ewwwwwwwwwww btw :D

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha.

that is all.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

hehehehehehehhe!!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

TO THE MAX

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pippy is a truck, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

watch it!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

WANK IT!

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slight yoinks!, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)

WANK IT HARD!

/gamesmaster

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

Is that someone climbing out of an egg

or are they those hands?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

(martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)

I have a great idea for a goatse pic

which I will execute tonight.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

can we not just

execute that pic?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

Trust me

it'll be quite good and not nasty.

Well, sort of.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

I'm sorry

is this Baz "I'm a cunt" Baz saying "trust me"?

scary!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

"Trust me,

I'm a cunt."

No. 3 in a series of unlikely chat-up lines.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)

it's when your dentist says it

as he's putting you under anaesthetic, mysteriously brandishing a sink plunger, that you have to worry...

(martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)

*shudders*

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Mond, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

can we execute you

in return?

(martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)

Haha.

You made the some joke as JustHere, but later and it wasn't as funny.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

not the same

he wants to kill the pic. i want to kill you. unless you're saying that you are the pic.

did you just confess to being goatse?

(martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

Yes.

But not in a literal sense.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)

Don't be silly

we've all known that he is a huge arse for ages.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)

Yeah, yeah.

And you're a seven-stomached ruminant.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)

Actually no,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)

i was going to ask this myself.

(itchy_ring, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

with

a username like that?

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)

aaaarrrrggghhhh!

mummy - make the bad man go away!

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youknowyouloveit, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

sweet

jesus

(martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

classic

response!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

Good lord

Just wondering- has anyone ever made a goatse hands kit? For those who want to use the goatse hands without first peeling them from Mr Goatse's behind?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)

if they

have, I want one!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

if you must use them you've got to cut them out yourself.

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new_matt, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

That would be great.

Then we could have a lot more goatse-parody posts!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

sarky

cunt!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

Good points

I can't really argue with either of them.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

I think i'll make it myself then

unless someone less pure than me wants to do it first.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

If you want to make a goatse picture

you should have to stick your head up his arse before being allowed to. Why make it easier for the bastards?

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butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

No!

if you wish to use goatse, you must first stare into the face of the devil.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

wonderfully phrased

(martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

Surely

the _eye_ of the devil?

(Insanity, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

brown

eye?

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youknowyouloveit, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)

*Burp*

I'm just back from lunch with the bearcub. I can confirm that he is the most beautiful baby in the world. I also ate far too much and need a nap.

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butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

I hope

he paid

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

Ooo, someone sounds broody.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

Broody?

Fat chance. Lustful, perhaps...

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butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

you

sicko!

I`m phoning the Met

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)

Tut tut.

Lusting after babies? It's political correctness gone mad.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

I was introduced

as his girlfriend. So I think it's OK.

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butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

Splendid,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

hazzah!

world full of love!

...and you're talking about thebearcub in a goatse thread...

(martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

which might make the

thread acceptable...

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butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:27, archived)

I'm going to see him soon : )

and I will be able to agree that he's the most beautiful baby in the world now that the ratbag is a toddler : )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)

The ratbag is undoubtedly

the most beautiful and intelligent toddler in the world. Even though I've never met her.

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butchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:28, archived)