Don't throw away dead kids!

They make really good growbags for porcini....

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:00, archived)

How random!
woo.
( pagram, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

Sorry to take it out on your post mate...
...but can we please please steer clear of dead baby/child gags in this compo?
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)

Yeah,
the dead bit is a bit off.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

*struggles not to laugh*

( dutchbird, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

I wasn;t making a joke,
honestly.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

oops
just me then.
Bad Dutchbird!
( dutchbird, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

See me
after class.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

Yes sir

( dutchbird, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)

And please make
sure you're wearing your gym kit this time.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)

so what's the theme for today?
your username makes no sense.
( martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

Hi DE Hi

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

I want everyone arond the pool at 3.30pm
with their trouser legs rolled up for a knobbly knees contest.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

And at 4.00
its the Glamourous Granny competition.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

phwoooarrrrrr

( sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

tenner says dutchbird wins

( martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

You're
odds on favourite for that one.
( dutchbird, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

oddly, neither reckless_rik nor mother inferior
nor Azr43l offered to take part in the nobbly knees compo...
( martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

Username comedy increases fluffiness
www.b3ta.com/board/1660280
( dutchbird, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

fair
enough
( martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)

If I opened a university
I'd have a Hi-De-Hi Campus
(Barry Bethal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

that
is going to happen.
No way we can steer clear of it now.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)

Thats never gonna happen
now is it
( Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)

Just wishful thinking....
...and a bit selfish as we are expecting a baby in a month and lots of dead baby posts are just going to flame the worst case scenario fears in me.
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

Erm - if there's a good reason...
Is there suddenly something we are sensitive about? Collectively?
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

No, just me...
..didn't want to hit on you, yours was just the first dead baby post I saw mate.
( sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)

Uh huh.
If it helps, the kid is not really dead. (And the porcini mushrooms are actually made from marzipan (this is true).)
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)

:D

( sick_boy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)

I doubt it
given the compo title
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:04, archived)

Not a chance.
I quite agree, but not a fucking chance.

Anyone particularly sensitive to paedo jokes should probably steer clear for the week, too.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)

good point
I fear shevaun's gonna get dragged through the mud again
(bblgoose, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)