David jones had his own ideas about uses for children.

sorry for shitness

edit: wow, its even shitter than i thought. I suck.

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

(snitchell, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)

oh dear

( Tedmus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)

It's not topical.
And it's not funny.
And it's probably not true.

But other than that... great post!
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)

Calling David Jones' laywers
"he did it, him, over there!"
*points*
( Dr Drink, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)

no snigger

(Canazza, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)

unfortunately, the train to hell
usually also stops at Mediocrity and Desparate-for-a-laugh
( isthisyou?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

;)
You want handbag, please?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)

surely
that should be "desperate"? Hold on, I'll just ask someone who copywrites for a living...
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)

woo to shopped tickets

(bblgoose, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)

is that the guy
who owns the locker??
( smirny, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)

He should
never have left The Monkees.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)

ha ha ha

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)

Is that
the girl's father about to kung-fu Jones in the back?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)

that's actually bang out of order

( martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)

He's bang out of order, you're bang out of order,
The whole damn system is out of order!
(snitchell, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)

*bang*

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)