This brat? He's good for nothing.


From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)

Wooo.
But don't do it too much, you might put your cigarette out.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)

You've been reading
Alternative Parenting Weekly
haven't you....
( verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)

What do you mean alternative?
I was brought up like that, and it did me no harm.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:21, archived)

okie....
but you aren't the best judge of distance are you....

/burnt eye
( verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)

I can cope
It's a bit of a pain in the arse carrying a theodolite around all day though.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:24, archived)

put him down...
let him destroy all the machines he wants to.
( verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)

Oh,
you're making maps you say?
( verbal, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)

No, no.
I only read Chic Parent Monthly.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)

ha ha
and i love the style of that! woo!
( evil pixie, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)

Thenk you.
i love your name.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)

As first messages go
that's about as good as they get!
lovely style. woo
( mozza, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)

woo
Thanks Moza. I'm sure he'll grow up to be a fine Homicidal Maniac.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)

Excellent first post.
Of course, now you have to do more of them.
Yay.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)

Indeed.
I fully intend to. Thanks.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)

What
a lovely style!
It's like that video for that song with Audrey Hepburn in..

"How do I look? How do I look?"
"Very good! I must say I'm amazed!"
( Number_6, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:29, archived)

Aww
T'ank you. Being compared to Ms. Hepburn in any way is always flattering.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)

I'm liking you straight away
woo and welcome! :)
( lemonhead, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:35, archived)

I feel...
very welcome already! I have no idea how all of you responded so quickly, but I like it.
(devour, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)

prepare yourself for more praise
:)
( lemonhead, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)