... though they do make good cat trainers.

my cat, willie, is thrilled that he's famous now.

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(devour, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:32, archived)

Cats are great.
It's like them Orgasmatron massager things, but with fur.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:34, archived)

and claws and a bad attitude.

( PMGT Bosh, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:35, archived)

you confuse them with women.

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I never said that... dunno how it got there
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:36, archived)

ah yeeeeeeah.
I forgot, its have sex with women, neuter cats....
( PMGT Bosh, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)

I shouldn't encourage you...
But I laughed. I did.
(devour, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:38, archived)

8)
( Tart Monkey, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:48, archived)

and a rough tongue

(duz, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:37, archived)

My kitter does that
but he doesn't often draw blood, or make biscuits on me head like that either.
Yay piccy!! :)
( Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 26 Jul 2003, 1:51, archived)