Is one of your kids more than useless?
Then just use this handy kiddy-correction fluid.


From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

( Lu, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 9:43, archived)

Arf
I do like that :)
(thursley, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 9:57, archived)

yay!
aceness!
( munkt0n, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 9:58, archived)

wantsome wantsome
woosome!
( 5olly, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:07, archived)

excellent!
now go to Hull you crazy bitch!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:11, archived)

you coming to brighton bash on thursday madam??

( Lu, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:20, archived)

She better
she's gonna be getting me pissed.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:22, archived)

excellent
and the money you save you can buy mine ;o)
( Lu, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:23, archived)

yes I am
and I wasn't aware that I had to get anyone pissed, I assumed that b3tans could do that all for themselves!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)

OI!
You offered late on friday!
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:29, archived)

I demand proof!

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)

Here you go then
www.b3ta.com/board/1666941
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)

You cant handle the
proof!
/hat-coat-keys-wallet-mobile
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)

ha ha!

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)

That statement
quite clearly refers to booze around my house on one night only!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)

Theres no getting out of it
You said you would like to get us all pissed.

I shall hold you to that.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:50, archived)

In that case
I will have to kill you.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)

In that case
I shall have to hide behind the bar.

And throw drinks at you.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)

that's ok
I happen to know you throw like a girl
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)

I like to throw girls
But thats not the same is it?
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sun 27 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)

Something playing on yer mind?
WOO!

( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:16, archived)

arf
arf

hahaha am liking muchly
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 27 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)

hmm :D
now where can i buy some of this?

is it available free from those shitty clinic things if yr under-16?...
(JoanOfArse, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 22:56, archived)