I had to get this one out of my head
A new use for children...

A handy bottle opener!!

Edit: Here's one for you fact fans... that's my little brother a good few years back. So there.

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( useful_idiot, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)

also
comes with a handy vacuum-pump:

evacuate air, put kid on top. your bottle will be hermetically sealed, so you can keep things like wine in your fridge for weeks!
(radja, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)

I give that

(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)