A good use for kids...
is to teach them to run under tanks while they have mines attached to them. The Russians did it with dogs and lets face it dogs are better then kids.

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)

its a image compo

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

Actually, it doesn't actually state that anywhere does it?
I rather like this entry - and you reply!
:D
( sick_boy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

Well if you misuse competitions
I'll get some kids gto come around and beat you up. Hey, that's another use for them.
(1, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

Kids can also be used to make b3ta more unfluffy

(1, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

by posting

(1, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

misused competition entries.

(1, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

don't do that
it just makes the compo entries take longer to wade through
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

Yeah, but it's Bud Munqhai
who's judging it, and he was whinging about how b3ta's gone all rubbish so I think he deserves it.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

maybe so
but on a dull day I wade through the old compo entries, and it's surprising how many are just empty text.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

I thought
you had gone.

Edit: Clicky here
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

Me?
I had but luky for you i'm back. and now i'm going again!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

Sorry what was that?
I only speak English.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

Hey Pecker
did you see the name of the guy who won "countdown" today?
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

While I support the sentiment entirely,
the picture would be nice. We don't work well without visual aids round here.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

I've done a picture for them


I'm nice like that
( matsimpsk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

YES.
If that doesn't win, I shall cry.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

hahahahahahah
'sssshhhh'. Oh sorry
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

nice concept!
images are overated anyway...

woo yay for the written word!
( Bitchpapa, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)