Get 'em while they're .... uhhh .....

(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
Mind you, I get my recycled toilet paper from there.
( bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)

8.4 on the snigger scale

(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

Full of holes and STDs?

( charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)

like
your mum?

sorry, i couldn't resist
(doktored, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

No, no,
it's quite alright to ask. Yes I do like my mum, she's great and makes a top apple crumble.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)

Useless piece of trivia...
people used to re-use their condoms y'know
buy one and use it again and again.

(and no, i'm not old enough to remember these things)
( Red wine and cheese., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)

Geronimo
as the old man on the advert called his prophylactic
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)

Yes, but they also used to make
them out of sheep intestines. Still do in Cardiff, so I hear.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

and
they used to be made out of sheep intestines. like sausages...
( Heather S, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

Pissy pissy pissy
Mind.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)