oi! bovine!
I can't shop your fizzog unless I got a photo of your fizzog...

remember?
( monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)

No,
I'll try and find one.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)

or go and find a webcam to stand in front of
it's cheaper and saves on the processing costs at Boots
( monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)

Just use a picture
of George Clooney, no-one will notice.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

I would
George Clooney is nothing to you!
(what's a fizzog?)
( dutchbird, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)