( racketear, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:32, archived)

 
my poor retinas
(Incognito, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:33, archived)

well at least it's not completely white
and at least it's of a sensible size

meh, good enough
(1, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:33, archived)

It might be exactly what it says
but I can't work out what it says. A clue, please?
( Lukasm, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:33, archived)

seconded
my eyes are watering.
( Batsgirl, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)

mebbe that
was his point? just a guess...
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)

im sure it says
If you notice this notice you will notice there is no point to this notice
(Incognito, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)

more or less
just background
( racketear, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)

so for further notice, do not notice it.

(1, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:51, archived)

i think it says
nahfegenlkcwtnlaugeylcknlctanrwlknrgdskjngkurewlncufawkjrewnyclak or somesuch
( Or is it?, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)

does it matter?

( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)

yay for catalogs!
woo!
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)

i love your
neverending fluffiness.


( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:36, archived)

i think he's high.
look at all the unnecessary use of exclamation marks
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)

they were quite clearly essential exclamation marks
the more i use, the more likely i am to fall off this chair!
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:38, archived)

hurrah!
for falling off chairs.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:39, archived)

!

( RobRobRobRobRob, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:39, archived)

aargh?
*phew* that was close. i had to huh when i was about to bang!

AAAARGH! *falls off chair*
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)

!!!
Proclaimers!
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)

truth
but when, and how to get there, remain mysteries.
( RobRobRobRobRob, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)

you could drive,
and park inside cardiff castle.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)

i diddum some more
political characatures mr fish
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)

oo!
do you have linkies?
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:42, archived)

okay
www.b3ta.com/board/1713191
www.b3ta.com/board/1714821
www.b3ta.com/board/1714841
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)

yay! thank you!
i especially like bush talking to the moustachile!
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)

i can vouch for mr fish
he's perpetually lovely.
( tef ‮fet, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:38, archived)

you can be lovely
and high
( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)

i'm rarely high
it annoys me, mostly!
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)

Well if you are really interested in that level of detail...
It says:

"this bit never actually
says anything of
importance and is just
a version of camouglage
so that people just get
on with the purchase in
the safe knowledge that
something of no real
virtue has been spouted
about this item"

But that wasn't the joke for me ;)
( racketear, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)

i just liked the catalog
:)
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)

I don't get it

( Roxy_Hart, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)

Well...
It's a hairy snake and a cat-alogue ha ha - it wasn't meant to be high brow :) 'mental note, must try harder'
( racketear, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)