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(snitchell, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)

Hurrah!
sorry, I mean he's so obviously innocent. The deviant.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)

I think he is manipulating us into belive he is inoscent.
It wouldn't supprise me if those allogations were true.
( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)

there is a headline line on the front page of todays star saying
that he had a three in a bed sex romp.




it doesnt say how many people where there willingly.
(snitchell, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)

He also had an affair with Zeta Jones....
Yeh' right... in his dreams.
( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)

btw
stop refering to me as "Pirate" my username is "ChaosTime" so just call me "Chaos" k? everyone else does
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)

okay pirate

(Canazza, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)

Oh'Sorry, lol.... ok.
swapping now, It was just to complicated to use your full name as it is now.
( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)

btw....

( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)

LoL, added it.
you'll see why that's so funny, tonight, when I finish my new website.
( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)

erm k then :)
i replied to ur Zeta-Jones reply, read it!
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)

I never believe anyone
who can't spell properly

which is why i don't read the sun
(Canazza, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)

Are the puns to complicated for you?

( xxxBaby Gxxx Wait, isn't that some sort of watch?, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)

yesh...
me no gets der puns in der sun
(Canazza, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)

Hahahahah!

( pxyzyzygy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)

I just love our faith in the 'Great' British Justice System....
...Even when found innocent we assume guilt. Peachy!
( sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)

I'm not assuming he's guilty,
I'm assuming he's a prick. The stuff he's been doing in the tabloids about Ulrika Jonsson over the last few days, basically calling her a slag who was gagging for it, is most ungentlemanly. He's quite obviously a cad.
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)

Unlike her kiss and tell exploits with her book.....
.....that would be totally different I suppose. 'Hello Mr Pot, I'm Mr Kettle - aren't you black!'
( sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)

True, but his current behaviour
just makes him look a - what's the tabloid term? - love rat.
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)

i think the intelegencia would call it
"Mother humping twatface"
(Canazza, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)

Well
I can forgive him everything except that awful Scavengers game show thing he used to do!
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)

Yeah I agree
And a friend of a friend of mine uncles sister knew this bloke down the pub who used to work at Granada said he was a cnut too!
( Danblez, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)

Pootle's got a good friend
who has had a bad experience of the "poor" man.
Hang him!
Morning all.
( dutchbird, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)

Morning ma'am
you missed a fun weekend.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)

Bah... bet you led my fellow down
a road of ill-repute. I had a very quiet one, a barbecue in a park and little else.
( dutchbird, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)

Not at all
He kept us all (well some of us anyway) awake until about 6am Sunday. If he'd showed up for the Flugtag thing, then we might have led him astray...
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)

I expect it was his
Morris dancing that kept you awake.
( dutchbird, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)

How
did you guess?

Bet you taught him everything he knows...
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)

What's with the name?

( sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)

Just
a general statement that I will not be embarrassed/upset by stories from Sunday.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)

Ah

( sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)

I have a couple of friends in the TV business,
and it's well known that women should never be alone with him.
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)

Transvestites??

(snitchell, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)

har
v.good

repost:


( crouchingbadger, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)

ROLF

Naughty but nice start to the day! Woo!


Morning B3tans!
( Danblez, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)

Heh heh heh!

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)

very good
very good indeed
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)