bugger! i can't order online

or play :-(

I'm off to the station for my ticket to hull
( 5olly, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)

Do a search for
"amputation porn". You'll be pleasantly surprised.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)

no...
just no
( 5olly, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)

So would my network admin be
I would imagine.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)

Is he an
amputee, then?
(-T, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)

what on google???
edit : not that i'm intrested - just well ummm well you know! odd stuff!!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)

No!
use MAGIC!
MAGIC it into your mind!!

*does so*

Oh dear.

*vomits*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)

no
www.allsearchesforampupr0n.com
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)

No
Search behind the sofa. That where most things are.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)

where did you learn that use of the word
pleasant?
( Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)

Im sure
i really wont
(thediscokingpin, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)

we have a winner!

( butchbint, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:48, archived)

i was just about to say that
woo yay houpla panowie huzzah
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)

Do not pass go
do not collect £200
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)

stupid fucking propaganda
why is this kid so grateful for the allies blowing his arms off and replacing them with shitty plastic ones?
i'm going to start a charity for him called hand relief, for when he gets to those early teenage years
( GTA, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)

it's not him
i didn't use him on purpose, cos he's doing my head in too
( 5olly, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:45, archived)

oh right.
but anyway.....
( GTA, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)

Still, it's better to spend thousands on surgery for one person
than to spend the same amount of money on basic healthcare and sanitation provisions for an entire village, right?
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)

especially if it soothes the guilt
of the western world
( GTA, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)

just think how much it would cost you to get that kind of PR
if you went through a PR agency, though
( Pootle, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)

The only way I'd go through a PR agency
is with gnus, lots of gnus.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)

good idea
who could you possibly get to record a fund raising charity single?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:47, archived)

i hear he plays
a mean guitar
( GTA, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)