he hadn't had
a shave before his hot date!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)

it's ok
his date is with a cactus
( atomic mingus, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)

oh no!
He's forgotten his armour plating!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 17 Aug 2003, 3:40, archived)