The cross-cultural exchange


met with limited succes...
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

I keep thinking
of the Dukes of Hazzard
(thediscokingpin, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)

I keep thinking of
Catweazle, but that's just a sexual thing.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

hehehe
at least you've weaned yourself off Mr Magika
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Cor,
Mr Magika.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

I know.
It's enough to make any red-blooded man's sap rise.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

I know
what you mean though.
Catweazle........
(thediscokingpin, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

Its the beard I think
hmmm....Catweazle.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)

see, there you go again?
Is FK away at the mo? Are you due a seeing to?*

*this post is in no way anything more than fun.
( Banana, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

Nope,
FK is still here.
I'm just in an odd mood...mmmm, Catweazle.

Edit: I should have said "Are you offering" but I don't want to be misconstrudled.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

I know what you
mean...

I missed my strudle the other day - gutted I was, apple and cinnamon with vanilla Ice cream (and custard if you wanted it).
( Banana, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)

Ooh,
custard.
I like a nice strudle me.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)

did you
want the custard?
( thorpe, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

There's a leading
question if ever I heard one...
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

Yes,
all over my tits.
( Banana, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)

blimey
that's no way to run a bird table
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

heh,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

I was laughing at my post
and you continued to make it so.
( Banana, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

I feel ill
after having conjured up a rather disturbing "Banana split" image in my mind.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

I won't go into
what image appeared in my mind.




It was Banana with custard on her tits.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)

ha ha ha!
I'm gonna get no work done taday.
( Banana, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)

Nor am I,
but probably for different reasons.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)

yes
that's the same image I had.

and she was licking a spoon which was also dripping with custard...er...where was I?
( thorpe, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)

Same place as me...
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

get a grip of yourself....
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

yeh
why has no-one klanned them
(Canazza, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

I keep thinking
about breasts
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Legs, me
.
(T1, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

your own
or mine? My moobs are set to become legendary.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

I don't have any
I'm very svelte you know.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)

I also keep thinking...
of nice norks. But then i am 14.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)

you'll never grow out of it
you know
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

Age
makes no difference.
Did you notice that woman in Pirates of the Carribbean with enormous breasts perched on a barrel.
I did.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

You fool
That was Dustin Hoffman. He's amazing isn't he?
(T1, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

No,
clearly not, Dustin Hoffman does not have knockers the size of bowling balls.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

Who empties the dustbins in Hollywood?
Dustbin Hoffman.

My coat? Thank you.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

As a matter of fact....
I did!
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

Big
weren't they.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

Indeed.
( 0 )( 0 )
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)

Haven't seen that
If there's enormous breasts involved, I might have to make the effort.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

hey weren't on screen
for very long, just long enough to register on my Norkometer.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)

when come back bring...

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

just realised
the KKK symbol has the vodaphone logo in the middle. My phone is a racist cunt!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)

Also looks like the outline to a smerfs head.
Buggers.
(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

quite a few people have noticed that
might want to avoid any potatoshopping and glasscockage
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

I've not entered this compo
on account of not coming up with any hummus whatsoever. All I can think of is a picture of a klansman with the simple headline "CUNT".
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

how about a photoshop of something
from BlackPeopleLoveUs.com?

i'd try myself, but i'm too busy atm :(
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)