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( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:23, archived)

Hahahaha!
half way through the book, the crack commando squad just go "Jesus holy fucking christ! Did you see that? Did you see the size of that explosion? Fuck me! Thats it, lets get THE FUCK out of here!! Run away! Run awaaaaaay!"
( Lumpbucket farted., Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:27, archived)

and the 2nd half of the book is just pages and pages of
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:29, archived)

I just had to restrain myself
from pissing my pants at work.

Did you like my dancing Dr Phil?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Erotic Bees IV: The Beeining, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:33, archived)

I have a clear recollection of meeting you,
...but dancing? Nope. I'm sure it was lovley.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:39, archived)

Yay and Woo
I'm sure that the "missing fragments" of the B3ta birthday bash will return to us all in due course.
( vulga It's bumrape O'clock at, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:51, archived)

I'm not expecting them
any time soon, tbh.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:52, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
one was greatly amused, thank you!
( lady_delirium, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:31, archived)

Effing funny
and a sound philosophy to boot.
( Lord Kronos, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:44, archived)