that would do..

( Darkedge, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

how about this
Clicky here for arse
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Tue 2 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

I say
That's a rather nice image to help my lunch go down.
(badger of doom, Tue 2 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)