I just had to restrain myself
from pissing my pants at work.

Did you like my dancing Dr Phil?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love - disease and pestilence unto you this Christmas., Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:33, archived)

I have a clear recollection of meeting you,
...but dancing? Nope. I'm sure it was lovley.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:39, archived)

Yay and Woo
I'm sure that the "missing fragments" of the B3ta birthday bash will return to us all in due course.
( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:51, archived)

I'm not expecting them
any time soon, tbh.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 8 Jul 2002, 14:52, archived)